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Wars? Poverty? What? BEER FUCK YEAH!!

Wars? Poverty? What? BEER FUCK YEAH!!

A submission by  Bethania Palma Markus
 
A good friend recently presented me with a Change.org petition demanding Spencer’s quit making misogynistic T-shirts, after the Internet sleuths at Buzzfeed found these beauties.
Not familiar with Spencer’s? Lucky you. … Read more…

Your Bat Country Voting Guide

Your Bat Country Voting Guide

Obama
Pros – Says some of the right things on social issues, usually just in time for national polling on that issue to hit above 50%. Like when he admitted he supported gay marriage. Surprise! He … Read more…

The nihilist in me is hoping for a Romney win …

The nihilist in me is hoping for a Romney win …

Many people have criticized Bat Country for not supporting Obama’s bid for a second term as it is a tacit endorsement of Romney. And today we’re going to ask, should we? Should we cut to … Read more…

First! We’re calling the election now! Suck it Blitzer!

First! We’re calling the election now! Suck it Blitzer!

Welcome back to the Bat Country news compound. Admins 1 and 2 are here with a bottle of whiskey and various powders and pills required to keep our stamina for this kind of filthy work. … Read more…

Fox Doesn’t like Black and Gold at the Olympics

Fox Doesn’t like Black and Gold at the Olympics

First they singled out Gabby Douglas for not being “Patriotic” enough in winning gold because she dared to wear pink rather than stretch American flag spandex over her ass. One asshole commentator lamenting how America has “lost … Read more…

The all important Porn endorsements are in!

The all important Porn endorsements are in!

 

Continuing our Porn endorsement coverage. Obama outdoes R-money’s Jenna Jameson endorsement with the all-important Hedgehog endorsement. This bodes well for Obama who may carry more support from 50ish, hirsute perverts than previously believed.
The trash vote … Read more…

A restaurant review and our devotion to international murder

A restaurant review and our devotion to international murder

In the South Park area there used to be a Mexican restaurant that prided itself on its tacky décor. I loved its sugar skull paintings on every wall, the neon Virgin de Guadalupe plaques, and … Read more…

BREAKING! W endorses R-money!

BREAKING! W endorses R-money!

In an incredibly not-shocking announcement today, George W. Bush gave his fleeing and tepid endorsement to Mittens Q. Romneyfeld III. (A move sure to inspire those Americans who long for the glory days of a … Read more…

R-MONEY MITT-BOT 2012 DOES NOT COMPUTE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

R-MONEY MITT-BOT 2012 DOES NOT COMPUTE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Q: What’s the difference between Mitt Romney and a Dalek?
A: Mitt Romney is more handsome.
In this video below, R-money Mitt-bot 2012 fries his logic board. “THE ECONOMY, THE ECONOMY, THE ECONOMY!” “Aren’t there issues of … Read more…

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