Bat Country Publisher: If you’re ever bored enough, you should watch the Sunday morning political shows and do a wrap of them.
BC Contributor: I’ve seen a couple of them and I hate them. I don’t get up early enough to watch Chris Hayes. He’s on at 5 am here. And when I have seen him, his segments are the sort of pedantic limp-wristed patches-on-the-elbow liberal overthinking and circlejerking that leaves the Democrats standing around and contemplating Kierkegaard’s contribution to Existentialism while the Republicans run into the room, eat all the cupcakes, shit in the sink, and leave. “I would like to discuss the implications of allowing gay whales to adopt …” This is why your Democrat friends were left in the fucking dirt in 2000, 2004, and 2010, Chris. You’re all goddamn ineffectual nerds.
Melissa Harris-Perry is good, but about 3/4ths of her show is focused on race relations and gender issues. I’m down for those causes, but sweet fuck it’s like taking a three-hour “Diversity” course at a junior college. Sunday morning, I don’t want a lecture on confirmation bias or interpersonal communications within socio-economic classes, I want coffee and Batman cartoons.
(I guess I just inadvertently did what you wanted. You can post this if you’d like.)